Our very own privacy policy (just for you)

This isn't just any privacy policy; it's crafted exclusively for you.

What "information" I collect about you (and how I don't spread it)

When you grace my face with your tongue or leave a finger in my mouth that inevitably makes my day, rest assured, I'm not collecting this data (nor the fond memories) for some nefarious gossip or announcement. My 'data collection' is more about cherishing you than tracking you. So do not panic! Important little moments like these will stay far from the masses. 👅 👆

Sharing *our* story (with carefully selected, approved parties)

Now, about sharing information... I absolutely share some details about you, but only with my workmates and family! Look above at these upstanding gentleman enjoying a cold beer. You're always wanting to know what I've been saying, and it's more than I can even remember I've said. They poke fun but they know how special you are, and they hear all the good stuff (and maybe a few funny anecdotes) because you're worth talking about. Don't worry, it's all incredibly flattering, I promise!